Happy Holidays, back 4th January
“Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realised there had to be another way.”
“What happened to the doll?”
“It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born… a Festivus for the rest of us!”
Happy Festivus, Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, or whatever else you celebrate. Don’t forget to air your grievances around the aluminium (yes, that word has two ‘i’s) pole and warm up before engaging in the feats of strength.
Unfortunately, there was no post yesterday, and there won’t be a proper post today. Eddie has bills to pay and thus had to get ready for a job interview. Now I’m taking a completely undeserved break to be with family on Christmas and friends on new year’s. I’ll be back with a new post on January 4th, see you then.
